Category: OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
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Why You Should Get Down on Your Knees and Thank Your Lucky Stars: An Ode to Valuing Your Creator
“In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.” (Genesis 1:1)Let’s dive headfirst into the wild world of Genesis. Hold on tight because this shit’s about to get real… Back in the day, people had some seriously wild ideas about how the universe came to be. The Greeks, for instance, thought it was a…
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OUT OF F*CKING NOWHERE
Close your eyes for a second and imagine a vast, dark expanse stretching out before you. It’s as empty as a blank canvas, just begging for the touch of the Master Artist. Suddenly, out of fucking nowhere, in a crazy explosion of divine energy, God speaks, and BAM! Everything bursts into life. Stars twinkle, planets…
Ted Philoteus 